Don't Be the Last One to Laugh

turtlesonthebeach:

cheftier:

metallikato:

nuggles:

when you find a shirt you really like and wear it a couple times and it starts doing

the thing

These are called pills. You can remove them with a shaving razor. Be gentle with delicate fabrics!

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS A++ INFORMATION TUMBLR USER METALLIKATO

I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS MY ENTIRE LIFE HOLY CRAP

mrcraabs:

eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

she wears short skirts i wear the same pair of jeans every day

afrogay:

long time no d

homevvrecker:

if i haven’t embarrassed myself in front of you don’t worry it will happen 

amythegeek:

amsterdamnedd:

basedgosh:

if my kids end up being better looking than me theyre grounded

guys the disney fandom just took over a text post